dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

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bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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idkhumor:

idkhumor:

one time my dog ate a lb of brown sugar, 2 sticks of butter, half a pizza, a tin of toffee, and half a pan of cinnamon rolls in one night when she was a puppy

10 years later

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bundyspree:

JACK THE RIPPER IDENTITY FINALLY REVEALED AFTER 126 YEARS THANKS TO DNA EVIDENCE

DNA evidence has uncovered the identity of Jack The Ripper, and it’s none of the romantic suspects – such as the Queen’s surgeon Sir William Gull, or artist Walter Sickert.

The most infamous serial killer in history has been identified as a relatively underwhelming Polish madman called Aaron Kosminski, who was committed to a mental asylum at the height of the Ripper hysteria.

Kosminski was actually a suspect at the time of the murders, even named by Chief Inspector Donald Swanson in notes the policemen made, but as the myth and legend of the murders grew over more than 125 years, so too did the list of more fanciful suspects.

The breakthrough came when a scientist, using cutting-edge technology, matched DNA evidence on a shawl found at one of the crime scenes with descendants of Kosminski.

Dr Jari Louhelainen, a Finnish expert in historic DNA, was brought in to study a shawl found with Catherine Eddowes, the second-last ‘confirmed’ victim of the Ripper, whose body was discovered in Mitre Square on September 30.

Dr Louhelainen is quoted as saying: ‘It has taken a great deal of hard work, using cutting-edge scientific techniques which would not have been possible five years ago.

‘Once I had the profile, I could compare it to that of the female descendant of Kosminski’s sister, who had given us a sample of her DNA swabbed from inside her mouth.

‘The first strand of DNA showed a 99.2 per cent match, as the analysis instrument could not determine the sequence of the missing 0.8 per cent fragment of DNA. On testing the second strand, we achieved a perfect 100 per cent match.’

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vinebox:

how everyone feels about school

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theever-lazymsbecca:

askponysam:

thegirltobreakthespell:

recently-fallen-angel:

kagecrack:

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frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this to me?

That is a blank piece of sheet music. Musical notes are used to write music. Those notes are absent from the sheet music, and so for it to be music it needs…..notes. 

…. You son of a bitch.

I’m a music nerd… I HAD to reblog this due to the music-geek-on-tumblr code of ‘99

theever-lazymsbecca:

askponysam:

thegirltobreakthespell:

recently-fallen-angel:

kagecrack:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD

image

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

i hate everything

Can anybody explain this to me?

That is a blank piece of sheet music. Musical notes are used to write music. Those notes are absent from the sheet music, and so for it to be music it needs…..notes. 

…. You son of a bitch.

I’m a music nerd… I HAD to reblog this due to the music-geek-on-tumblr code of ‘99

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cuckooclockworkdraws:

Don’t join gangs kids.

cuckooclockworkdraws:

Don’t join gangs kids.


seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

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The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

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